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• If it's not broke, let me take a crack at it.
• Explain is the simplest way in which you can serve eggs.
  This is no yoke. Doesn't it just crack you up? (Got these all out of my system at once!)...
• I believe in the death penalty for terrorists. Not only that, I believe in execution with humiliation.
  As this guy is frying in the electric chair, we crack two eggs on top of his head....
• A cat will almost always blink when hit with a sledgehammer.
• Only way to open lips of pigeon, sledgehammer.
• Programming just with goto's is like swatting flies with a sledgehammer.
• Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer.
• You can always break glass with a sledgehammer.