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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• If it is characteristic of the wise man to do nothing useless, no one will surpass me in wisdom
  I do not even lower myself to useful things. -- E.M. Ciora...
• I managed to say, "Sorry," and no more. I knew that he disliked me to cry.
  This time he said, watching me, "On some occasions it is better to weep....
• As many of you know, I am taking a class here at UNC on Personality.
  One of the tests to determine personality in our book was so incredibly useful and interesting, I just had to share it....
• It's hard having a big nose. All my pullover shirts have stretch marks.
  I go to the beach, my friends make me lie on my back facing north so they can tell time....
• I myself have dreamed up a structure intermediate between Dyson spheres and planets.
  Build a ring 93 million miles in radius -- one Earth orbit -- around the sun....
• Now it's time to say goodbye To all our company... M-I-C (see you next week!
  ) K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!) M-O-U-S-E....
• I'm sitting in a bar, having a drink. Over here is a man having a drink.
  He falls down three times. I pick him up each time....
• I want to go back in time - I have relatives there.