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• How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They always work in the dark!!!!...
• How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, that's the proletariat's work!...
• How many tech writers -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
  None: "The user can work it out....
• Live and work but do not forget to play, to have fun in life and really enjoy it.
  -- Eileen Caddy, from the Dawn of Change...
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• Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain he's not the man she married?
  BARBRA STREISAND...