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• If it ain't broken, fix it until it is.
• Shards of a broken mirror are dangerous to play with.
• If it ain't broken, release a NEW version until it is!
• It wasn't broken..until I started playing with it!
• Hey! You with the broken nose! Play the piano! But I don't have a broken nose &l
  S M A C K> Now shut up and play... -- Ano...
• Congratulations on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.
  -- Yogi Berra...
• The diminutive chains of habit are seldom heavy enough to be felt until they are too strong to be broken.
  -- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)...
• Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.
  -- Yogi Berra, to Johnny Bench...
• Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
  Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....