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• We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they should leave us the money to pay with.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Leprechauns hide in Twinkies.
• Genocide on shopkeepers is punishable.
• Homer: [seeing everyone leaving] Oh, I told Marge this wouldn't work the other night in bed!
  [everyone hears "bed", turns around, interested] Moe...
• Leprechauns are the most skilled cutpurses in this dungeon.
• Leprechauns hide their gold in a secret room.
• Only men who are not interested in women are interested in women's clothe
  men who like women never notice what they wear....
• Visitors are requested not to apply genocide to shopkeepers.