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• I tell ya, drugs never worked out for me. The first time I tried smoking pot I didn't know what I was doing.
  I smoked half the joint, got the munchies, and ate the other half....
• I don't know music, but I know what I like. -- Beerbohm.
• Marge: I can't imagine that job of yours is very stimulating.
  Homer: But it gives me time to think. Marge: Oh. What do you think about?...
• These days nobody gives a fugue about classical music..
• I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is.
  Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that....
• I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is.
  Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that....
• Bob: You...you saved my life. Bart: Yeah. I guess that means you can't ever try to kill me again!
  Bob: [sinister music] Oh, I don't know about that....
• Lisa: When do we get to my first word? Homer: Your what what?
  Lisa: [indignant] My first words! Homer: Nah, you don't want to hear that story....
• Time washes clean Love's wounds unseen. That's what someone told me
  But I don't know what it means. -- Linda Ronstadt, "Long Long Time...