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• I said copy the disk - not Xerox it!
• I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. -- Steven Wrigh
• I xeroxed my watch. Now I can give away free watches. -- Steven Wrigh
• I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. -- Steven Wrigh
• ape vt. 1. To screw someone or something, violently
  in particular, to destroy a program or information irrecoverably....
• ape: vt. 1. To {screw} someone or something, violently
  in particular, to destroy a program or information irrecoverably....
• Always remember, to copy a disk is not to Xerox it.
• Oh backup Boy! Bring your tape drive over here and back up my flashy new disk drive now, won't you?
  I have a luncheon to attend to! - please send weapo...