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• Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen.
  -- John Steinbeck...
• Homer: [on phone] Aw, I miss you too, Marge. But the law needs me!
  I'll be home as soon as I can. [hangs up, presses a button] Room service?...
• We've decided to have the budgie put down." "Oh, is he very old then?
  "No, we just don't like him." "Oh. How do they put budgies down anyway?...
• We've decided to have the budgie put down." "Oh, is he very old then?
  "No, we just don't like him." "Oh. How do they put budgies down anyway?...
• When you need towns, they are very far apart. -- John Steinbeck (1902-1968)
• If you disassemble and assemble something a couple of times, you will have two of them.
• Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have only recaptured 116 of them?
• Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them.
• Homer: [unsure of himself] Uh, I'd like some flowers.
  Florist: What kind of flowers? Homer: Uh, you know, pretty ones, not dead....