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• I never want to marry. I just want to get divorced. -- Woody Allen, "Love and Death
• On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
  The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you....
• If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil.
  But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever....
• You are the greatest lover I have ever had." "Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone.
  -- Woody Allen, "Love and Death...
• You can't shoot me ... I have a very low threshold of death.
  My doctor does not permit bullets to enter my body at any time. -- Woody Allen, "Casino Royale...
• Never kill a man, especially if it means taking his life. -- Woody Allen, "Love and Death
• I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in a lifetime. -- Woody Alle
• I'm not afraid of death -- I just don't want to be there when it happens. -- Woody Alle
• It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. -- Woody Alle