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• Whenever I want a really nice meal, I start dating again. -- Susan Healy
• I bought Jane Fonda's exercise book. I use it as a snack tray.
• A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his morning meal.
  I would like to give you this personality test", said the outsider, "because I want you to be happy....
• A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his morning meal.
  I would like to give you this personality test", said the outsider,"because I want you to be happy....
• Hello? Can I get some help? Snack-related mishap!
  -- Homer with his arm stuck in a vending machine, "Marge on the Lam...
• Oh no! Two hundred and thirty nine pounds! I'm a whale!
  Why was I cursed with this weakness for snack treats?...
• Lisa: Do you get the feeling this family is disintegrating?
  I mean, we haven't had a meal with Mom all week....