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• Conservative Nightmare: A Liberal Biblical Scholar.
• Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not hea
  and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains....
• Conservative, n: a statesman who is enamoured of existing evils, as distinguished from a Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" 1911...
• Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.
  -- Ambrose Bierce...
• Liberal crap or Conservative crap - it still stinks.
• Liberal joke: funny. Conservative joke: racist bigotry.
• Liberal largesse is limited only by conservative income.
• Quote #257 Liberal Christian: One who likes Jesus' words and doesn't care who said them.
  Conservative Christian: One who cares deeply who Jesus is and ignores his words....
• Label all conservative Christians "radical right." -- Liberal Rule #37