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• METROPOLIS, n. A stronghold of provincialism. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• T is impious in a good man to be sad.
  -- Edward Young (1684-1765) - Night Thoughts, Night iv, Line 676...
• When vice prevails, and impious men bear sway, The post of honour is a private station.
  -- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act iv, Sc. 4...
• IBM compatible - IBM contemptible.
• IBM: It Broke Be
• IBM-Compatible - Not fully IBM-compatible.
• IBM is not a necessary evil. IBM is not necessary.
• Apparently IBM is not IBM compatible. -- Andy Tanenbaum
• I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city.
  I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop....