IBM-Compatible - Not fully IBM-compatible.
- IBM compatible - IBM contemptible.
- Bowman hesitates. You're not IBM compatible.
- Apparently IBM is not IBM compatible. -- Andy Tanenbaum
- IBM is 99.8% compatible...With Compaq 386 Pro
- Nothing is 100% certain, bug free or IBM compatible.
- Q: Why was Stonehenge abandoned? A: It wasn't IBM compatible.
- A field upgrade, HAL. We're going to make you IBM compatible.
- 'Shit Happens' according to... IBM/DOS: It's shit, but at least it's compatible.
- The proof that IBM didn't invent the car is that it has a steering wheel
and an accelerator instead of spurs and ropes, to be compatible with a
-- Jac Goudsmi...