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• I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on.
  -- Steve Marti...
• I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.
  -- Steve Marti...
• I don't know what I'd believe in if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch. -- Steve Marti
• I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was .
  .. an arctic wilderness -- Steve Marti...
• I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal, high enough so you can look up her dress.
  -- Steve Marti...
• I give you the 15 <SMASH<. . . 10 Commandme
• ...[what] interesting word usements I structure... -- Steve Martin, L.A. Story