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• To be beautiful is enough! if a woman can do that well who should demand more from her?
  You don't want a rose to sing. -- Thackeray...
• The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
  -- Murphy's laws on sex...
• I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal, high enough so you can look up her dress.
  -- Steve Marti...
• Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
  Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
• To be a real folk-song singer you have to collect the songs straight from the horse's mouth.
  The way to do this is to go to a village and find the oldest inhabitant and ask him to sing you the songs his mother taught me....
• Phoebe: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head?
  She said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual....
• Alex came home from a business trip to Chicago and found no one home but his daughter Rose, who was crying bitterly.
  "What's the matter, darling?" asked Alex. "Mommy almost died last night," sobbed Rose....
• Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
  All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....
• Always begin with a woman by telling her that you don't understand women.
  You will be able to prove it to her satisfaction more certainly than anything else you will ever tell her....