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• All computers crash at the same speed.
• All computers run at the same speed... with the power off.
• In 1950 the cheapest computers cost the same as the most expensive Rolls Royce.
  If both had developed at the same rate the Rolls would...
• Second Law for Freelance Artists: All rush jobs are due the same day.
• Law of Continuity: Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail the same way.
• Computers do the same thing every time!
• Typed with all the speed of a striking slug!
• Farber's Second Law A hand in the bush is worth two anywhere else.
   Farber's Third Law We're all going down the same road in different directions....
• If, in the course of several months, only three worthwhile social events take place, they will all fall on the same evening.
  -- Law of Social Dynamics (Johnson Second Law)...