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• All computers run at the same speed... with the power off.
• All computers wait at the same speed. -- Crayne's law
• In 1950 the cheapest computers cost the same as the most expensive Rolls Royce.
  If both had developed at the same rate the Rolls would...
• Computers do the same thing every time!
• Typed with all the speed of a striking slug!
• Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.
  They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was built....
• Computers are a fun way to do the same work you'd have to do without them.
  -- ...understanding Computers' Affect On The Workplace......