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• Take out the word 'Quayle' and insert the word 'Bush' wherever it appears, and that's the crap I took for eight years.
  Wimp. Sycophant. Lap dog. Poop. Lightweight. Boob....
• My position hasn't changed.
  I am, uh, pro -- pro -- uh, prolife -- -- President George Bush, April 1992...
• Homer: Hey! You owe me an apology. George: You owe _me_ an apology.
  If you were any kind of a father, you'd have disciplined that boy a long time ago....
• I am the rose bush that refuses to bloom.
• George Bush's '92 slogan: "I promise, no new leadership!
• George Bush: The EDLIN of Presidents.
• Please don't ask me to do that which I've just said I'm not going to do, because you're burning up time
  he meter is running through the sand on you, and I am now filibustering....
• George Bush: 'A New World Odor!'
• A kitchen in every pot. I mean, a pot in every -- I mean, a chicken in every.
  .. -- George Bush, 1988...