The Public Buys Its Opinions As It Buys Its Meat, Or Takes In Its Milk, On The Principle That It Is Cheaper To Do This Than To Keep A Cow.

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The public buys its opinions as it buys its meat, or takes in its milk,
on the principle that it is cheaper to do this than to keep a cow. So
it is, but the milk is more likely to be watered.
-- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)

When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
Where the Pentagon buys its toilet paper.
When a cow laughs REAL hard does milk come out its nose?
Human milk is better than cow's milk. It's cheaper, keeps better over the weekend, and the cat can't get at it.
-- Donald McGill Plus, it comes in a much nicer package. -- Hovard Pederse...
To keep milk from turning sour you should keep it in the cow.
Praise, like gold and diamonds, owes its value only to its scarcity. -- Samuel Butle
Its more than good enough so I ain't switch'n.
All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
-- Samuel Butle...

The Public Buys Its Opinions As It Buys Its Meat, Or Takes In Its Milk, On The Principle That It Is Cheaper To Do This Than To Keep A Cow.

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