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• Cut the Grass!: Moses Law
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe. -- Old Russian saying
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• LON: a large feline. "The lon is the king of the jungle!" -- Texan Dictionary
• How can they cut the power? They're animals! -- Alie
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• How come black cows eat green grass and give white milk on a dark night following a blue day?
• Look at these cows and remember that the greatest scientists in the world have never discovered how to make grass into milk.
  -- Michael Pupin (1858-1935)...
• When you next look at a cow eating some grass, pause a little longer and recall that science has not yet come up with a good response as to how grass is turned into milk.