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• Oh and tell the cook that this is low-grade dog food alright?
  ...Jeez, my steak's still got marks where the jockey was hittin him! -- Caddyshack...
• Heaven is: an American salary, an English house, a Chinese cook, and a Japanese wife.
  Hell is: a Chinese salary, a Japanese house, an English cook, and an American wife....
• How to cook with Heard and Soul. -- Jeffrey Dahmers Cookbook
• Waiter: How did you find your steak, sir? Diner: Quite by accident.
  I moved a few peas, and there it was....
• How long do you think it would take to cook Barney?
• The pancake house was robbed. How waffle.
• But wait, there's more! If you order by midnight tonight, we'll throw in a matching set of steak knives absolutely free!
  ! ... Now how much would you pay?...
• Mrs.K: Let's start with Milhouse's grandfather. Van Houte
  Uh, how many of you have a house? [children raise their hands] Van Houte...