Grandma: [singing] How many roads must a man walk down before you can
call him a man?
Homer: Seven!
Lisa: No, Dad, it's a rhetorical question.
Homer: Rhetorical, eh? Eight!
Lisa: Dad, do you even know what "rhetorical" means?
Homer: [incredulous] Do I know what "rhetorical" means?!
-- Apparently, "Mother Simpson"
call him a man?
Homer: Seven!
Lisa: No, Dad, it's a rhetorical question.
Homer: Rhetorical, eh? Eight!
Lisa: Dad, do you even know what "rhetorical" means?
Homer: [incredulous] Do I know what "rhetorical" means?!
-- Apparently, "Mother Simpson"
Related:
- Grandma Simpson & Lisa are singing "How many roads must a man walk down?" together.
Homer overhears and says, "Eight!". Lisa: "That was... - How am I supposed to know what a rhetorical
question is... - Homer: Lisa, Lisa! Where were you? You missed the most incredible
thing.
Lisa: [grateful] Hi, Dad! [hugs him] Homer: I ate... - Yes, but what if this wasn't a rhetorical
question... - Would I ask you a rhetorical
question... - How many roads must a man walk down before you can
call him a cab... - Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions.
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Henry N....
