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• Alimony is the high cost of leaving.
• Sometimes the problem isn't the high cost of living, but the cost of high living.
• The high cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
• What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
  -- Doug Larso...
• Well, we wrecked the first dog. We've gotta treat this one right.
  -- Marge, after Bart attains Laddie the Wonder Dog, "The Canine Mutiny...
• Without it, I could, uh... go even blinder! ... Right?
  -- Mr. Mitchell, after the cops find his marijuana, "The Canine Mutiny...
• Iowa State -- the high school after high school! -- Crow T. Robo
• Now make like my pants -- and split!
• Okay, so I committed a little mail-fraud! Haven't I been punished enough?
  -- Bart, after Lisa finds out about his credit card fraud, "The Canine Mutiny...