A liberal is a conservative who's been arrested. A conservative is a liberal
who's been mugged.
who's been mugged.
Related:
- Conservative Nightmare:
A Liberal Biblical Scholar... - Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart;
and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative... - Conservative, n: a statesman who is enamoured of existing evils,
as distinguished from a Liberal who wishes to replace... - Conservative, n:
A statesman who is enamored of existing evils,
as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace... - Liberal crap or Conservative crap -
it still stinks... - Liberal joke: funny. Conservative joke:
racist bigotry... - Liberal largesse is limited only by conservative
income... - Quote #257
Liberal Christian:
One who likes Jesus' words and doesn't care who said them.
Conservative Christian: One who cares deeply... - Label all conservative Christians "radical right."
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Liberal Rule...
