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• When putting it into memory, remember where you put it. -- Leo Beiser's First Computer Axiom
• Remember when 64k was alot of memory?
• Memory ... now where did I put my memory?
• I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some kind of loophole. -- Leo Kessle
• Just remember that when you hook up to a computer you're hooking up to all the computers that computer has hooked up to in the last 5 years.
• It's difficult to soar with eagles when you work with turkeys. -- Langsam's Ornithological Axiom
• Conditional jumps is when you tell the computer to go to a certain place.
  Unconditional is if you put it in the wrong place so the computer goes to the wrong place....
• When you have been put out to pasture, the grass on the other side of the fence always looks greener, no matter where they put the fence.
• EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN 1.
  Share everything. 2. Play fair. 3....