Hadley's Second Law of Clothing Shopping: If you like it and
it's in your size, it doesn't fit anyway.
it's in your size, it doesn't fit anyway.
Related:
- Hadley's First Law of Clothing Shopping: If you like it,
they don't have it in your size... - If you like it, they don't have it in your size.
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Hadley's Law of... - Glaser's Law:
If it says "one size fits all," it doesn't fit anyone... - If it says, "One size fits all," it doesn't fit anyone.
Glaser's... - If it feels good, it is downright ugly. If it looks good on you,
it hurts to wear it. If it is on sale, they don't... - Come inside and have a fit.
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Sign on a clothing... - If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name,
you will pick the wrong one. -- Second Law of Business... - Second Law of Business Meetings:
If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name,
you will pick the wrong one. Corollary...
From the same category:
- Peter Principle
In every hierarchy, whether it be government or
business,
each employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence... - Kamin's Third Law
Combined total taxation from
all levels of government will always increase... - Worker's Dilemma: 1. No matter how much you do, you'll never do
enough.
2. What you don't do is always more important than... - Booker's Law
An ounce of application is worth
a ton of abstraction... - White's Chappaquidick Theorem
The sooner and in more detail you announce bad news,
the better...
