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• White's Chappaquidick Theorem The sooner and in more detail you announce bad news, the better.
• The sooner and in more detail you announce the bad news, the better.
• More people died at Chappaquidick than at 3-mile island.
• Professor: While you were gone the Trotters held a news conference to announce that I was a jive sucker.
• Green's Theorem prov. [TMRC] For any story, in any group of people there will be at least one person who has not heard the story.
  A refinement of the theorem states that there will be exactly one person (if there were more than one, it wouldn't be as bad to re-tell the story)....
• Michehl's Theorem Less is more.
• The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
• The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up!