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• The battery will not die when your car is parked in the driveway.
  The battery will die on Dec. 31 at 10 p.m., when your car is the only one left in the office parking lot....
• Lemar's Parking Postulate: If you have to park six blocks away, you will find two new parking spaces right in front of the building entrance.
• The other day I saw two dogs walk over to a parking meter.
  One of them says to the other, "How do you like that. Pay toilets!" -- Dave Sta...
• Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in The Holiday Seaso
  hat very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall....
• Wicked Witch Parking Only - Violators will be toad.
• Wizard Guild parking ONLY - violators WILL be toad!
• Parking lot: A place where arguments start from scratch...
• The San Diego Freeway...Official Parking Lot of the 1984 Olympics! -- "Bumper Snicke
• You may be redneck... if you've vacationed in a rest area parking lot.