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• Parking for ACME Sign Company Customers Only. Violators will be victims of violent terrorist actions at owner's expense.
• oad vt. [MUD] 1. Notionally, to change a MUD player into a toad.
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• Only a wizard can use a magic whistle.
• Memeber of the Guild of Tagline Theives.
• Tagline Theft Guild Membe
• Dale's Parking Postulate: If only two cars are left in a vast parking lot, one will be blocking the other.
• Magicians must exercise caution in all things. Each of you has heard the story of the mage who perfected the gold producing spell, only to be crushed by his newfound wealth.
  Less well known is the story of the sorcerer who turned everyone he didn't like into a toad, until the day he exercised the spell on an entire unfriendly village and was found the next morning hopped to death....
• Lister: The wacked-out crazy hippy drummer is called Dobbin.
  He joined the police force in the end -- became a Grand Wizard in the Freemasons....