Related:

• Weaver's Law When several reporters share a cab on an assignment, the reporter in the front seat pays for all.
• When several reporters share a taxi on an assignment, the reporter in the front seat pays for all.
  -- Weaver's Law No matter how many reporters share a taxi, and no matter who pays, each puts the full fare on his own expense account....
• Weaver's Corollary (Doyle's Corollary) No matter how many reporters share a cab, and no matter who pays, each puts the full fare on his own expense account.
• I don't get no respect. No respect at all. Every time I get into an elevator the operator says the same thing
  Basement?" No respect. When I was a kid we played hide-and-seek....
• Children at the front seat cause accidents, accidents at the back seat cause children!
• Quile's Consultation Law: The job that pays the most will be offered when there is no time to deliver the services.
• Taxi cab drivers do it all over town.
• Playing billiards pays when you are in a shop.
• No matter what seat you take in a movie theatre, the seat directly in front of you will soon be occupied by a six-foot tall woman with a beehive hairdo that scrapes the ceiling.
  When you move away from the Beehive Lady, you will find yourself sitting in front of a foul-smelling man who truly believes that he has a supporting role in the film....