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• Taxi cab drivers come faster.
• How many London taxi drivers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Cue typical indignant Saaaaf London accent) What?...
• Bus drivers do it in transit.
• MACHINISTS do it with screw drivers.
• Rally drivers do it sideways.
• TRUCK DRIVERS do it on the road
• Girl who rides a bicycle peddles ass all over town.
• Hardware hackers do it with bus drivers.
• After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party?
  Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi....