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Spencer's Laws Of Accountancy: 1. Trial Balances Don't.
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Spencer's Laws of Accountancy: 1. Trial balances don't. 2.
Working capital doesn't. 3. Liquidity tends to run out. 4.
Return on investments won't.
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1. Anyone can make a decision given enough facts. 2.
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It balances! It balances! Run the bloody paychecks.
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