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• 1) If what you're doing is working, keep doing it.
  (2) If what you're doing is not working, stop doing it....
• 1. Encourage conformity. 2. Don't take chances. 3.
  Discourage innovation. 4. Be satisfied with mediocrity. -- Laws of Contentme...
• Spencer's Laws of Data: 1. Anyone can make a decision given enough facts.
  2. A good manager can make a decision without enough facts....
• 1. Anyone can make a decision given enough facts. 2.
  A good manager can make a decision without enough facts....
• It balances! It balances! Run the bloody paychecks.
• The three laws of thermodynamics: (1) You can't get anything without working for it.
  (2) The most you can accomplish by working is to break even....
• The 2,000-year-old Man's Secrets of Longevity 1. Don't run for a bus--there'll always be another.
  2. Never, ever touch fried food. 3. Stay out of a Ferrari or any other small Italian car....
• Wombat's Laws of Computer Selection: (1) If it doesn't run Unix, forget it.
  (2) Any computer design over 10 years old is obsolete....