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• If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down.
  If the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down....
• If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down.
  If the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down....
• Bad weather reports are more often right than the good ones. -- Murphy's Thirty-Sixth Law
• Kirkland's Law The usefulness of any meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.
• Rats: mice with extremely bad attitudes.
• Bad weather always looks worse through a window.
• A reverend wanted to telephone another reverend. He told the operator, "This is a parson to parson call.
  A farmer with extremely prolific hens posted the following sign....