Murphy's Third Law for Wives: Whatever arrangement you make for
the division of household duties, your husband's job will be
easier.
the division of household duties, your husband's job will be
easier.
Related:
- Murphy's Second Law for Wives:
The snapshots you take of your husband are always... - Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up
five items at the store and then add one more as an afterthought,
he'll forget two of the first five... - Murphy's Third Law for Husbands:
The gifts you buy your wife are never as appropriate... - Murphy's Third Law of the Kitchen:
The mixing bowl you need is always dirty... - Murphy's Law is recursive.
Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work... - Third Law for Freelance Artists:
The rush job you spent all night on won't be needed... - Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts.
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From the same category:
- Law of Telephone Dynamics:
The phone call you keep waiting for comes the minute... - First Law of Kitchen Confusion: In a family recipe that you
discovered in an old book,
the most vital measurement will be illegible... - J.S. Gillette's Dictum:
The only labor worth laboring at is a labor of love... - Wright's First Law of Quality:
Quality is inversely proportional to the time left... - Cafeteria Law:
The item you had your eye on the minute you walked...
