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• Third Law of Kitchen Confusion: You are always complimented on the item that took the least effort to prepare.
  Example: If you make roast turkey, you will be complimented on the baked potato....
• Murphy's Third Law for Wives: Whatever arrangement you make for the division of household duties, your husband's job will be easier.
• Murphy's Law of Supply: If you don't need it and don't want it you can have tons of it.
• Leftover nuts never match leftover bolts. -- Murphy's Twenty-Third Law
• Murphy's (Third) Corollary: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
• Murphy's Third Law for Husbands: The gifts you buy your wife are never as appropriate as the gifts your neighbor buys his wife.
• If you really need an officer in a hurry, take a nap. Murphy's Eighth Military Law
• Murphy's Fourth Law of the Kitchen: When the meal you are preparing is on schedule, the guests will be forty-five minutes late.
  Corollary: When the guests are on time, the meal will be forty-five minutes late....
• The one item you need is always in short supply. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #41