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• If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?
• McKee's Law: When you're not in a hurry, the traffic light will turn green as soon as your vehicle comes to a complete stop.
• Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
• Green light in a.m. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.
• How many performance artists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One to change the light bulb and the other to put the power tools into the bathtub filled with green Jell-O....
• Millisecond: Delay between a green light and honking horns.
• How many cats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need....