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• YKYBHTLW: // Abbreviation of `You know you've been hacking too long when.
  ..', which became established on the USENET group alt....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you open a window to find a phone number in a file, then try to cut & paste it to the phone.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your computers have a higher street value than your car.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you go to lunch and there are no forks at the cafeteria, to which you exclaim
  fork(): no more processe...
• asal demons n. Recognized shorthand on the Usenet group comp.
  d.c for any unexpected behavior of a C compiler on encountering an undefined construct....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you wonder why you can't just go
  leep 28800& and go on with your hacking?...
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you begin all of your questions with "INPUT.
  . ....
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you count sheep in hex.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you count things on your fingers in binary.