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• Cement shoes, dirt cheap. Ask for Guido.
• Just add water, and Mr. Tea does the rest! -- Fr. Guido Sarducci
• Python /pi:'thon/ In the words of its author, "the other scripting language" (other than Perl, that is).
  Python's design is notably clean, elegant, and well thought through...
• Make it do ... Or do without.
• I used to live about an hour's drive outside of New York.
  Twenty minutes if you walked. -- Mike Guido...
• Never give advice--it will just backfire on you. -- Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello)
• Hotels are tired of getting ripped off. I checked into a hotel and they had towels from my house.
  -- Mark Guido...
• Italian Mafia-style voice:) I can't come to the phone right now.
  Me and Guido are trying to stuff a body in the trunk....
• Hackers do it without arguments.