Please please please don't use Word,
It really makes you look absurd!
The Dancing Paper Clip is crappy,
Use something else and be more happy!
-- Protests shouted at a PR firm that issued a Linux press release
obviously created with Microsoft Word.
It really makes you look absurd!
The Dancing Paper Clip is crappy,
Use something else and be more happy!
-- Protests shouted at a PR firm that issued a Linux press release
obviously created with Microsoft Word.
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You are making 1,000,000 copies... - Please do not use this document as toilet
tissue... - Tagline temporarily out of order please use the
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