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• The relative speed of a computer, regardless of CPU architecture, is inversely proportional to the number of Microsoft products installed.
  -- From a Slashdot.org po...
• Good programmers treat Microsoft products as damage and route around them.
  -- From a Slashdot.org po...
• Why would people waste their time developing viruses for Microsoft products when Microsoft does such a good job itself of adding in bugs which crash your system?
  -- From a Slashdot.org po...
• You all have to admit that Microsoft products provide a quality unmatched by any other company.
  That is why I am switching to 100% pure shredded Microsoft certificates of authenticity in my hamster's cage....
• Microsoft: Re-inventing square wheels -- From a Slashdot.org po
• FUD /fuhd/ n. Defined by Gene Amdahl after he left IBM to found his own company
  FUD is the fear, uncertainty, and doubt that IBM sales people instill in the minds of potential customers who might be considering [Amdahl] products....
• Microsoft should switch to the vacuum cleaner business where people actually want products that suck.
  -- Bruno Bratti...
• If it's too good to be true, it's probably a rigged demo.
  Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo....