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• Linux: the dot in "dot org". -- From a Slashdot.org po
• Why would people waste their time developing viruses for Microsoft products when Microsoft does such a good job itself of adding in bugs which crash your system?
  -- From a Slashdot.org po...
• The relative speed of a computer, regardless of CPU architecture, is inversely proportional to the number of Microsoft products installed.
  -- From a Slashdot.org po...
• Every time I think that perhaps we are an advanced race, I turn around and read ramblings on Slashdot, and realize I was wrong.
  -- From a Slashdot.org po...
• You all have to admit that Microsoft products provide a quality unmatched by any other company.
  That is why I am switching to 100% pure shredded Microsoft certificates of authenticity in my hamster's cage....
• Yeah, but they are good at making toys. I mean look at Windows.
  .. -- From a Slashdot.org post about Microsoft's X-Box console...
• A Microsoft spokesperson said, "while fighting software piracy is good for our business, highway robbery is our business.
  -- From a Slashdot.org po...
• Certain things are too horrible to auction on the Web.
  Consider that eBay recently halted auctions on: Human Remains Human Parts Humans Microsoft Products Pretty soon they're gonna ban sales on pentagrams and demon-summoning paraphenalia....
• Microsoft does have a Y2K problem... it's called Linux! -- From a Slashdot.org po