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• The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional to the number of bugs in their code.
• Linux: the dot in "dot org". -- From a Slashdot.org po
• Good programmers treat Microsoft products as damage and route around them.
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• Quote #574 Computer code is like legal code... the more you amend it, the more holes you create.
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• Why would people waste their time developing viruses for Microsoft products when Microsoft does such a good job itself of adding in bugs which crash your system?
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• You all have to admit that Microsoft products provide a quality unmatched by any other company.
  That is why I am switching to 100% pure shredded Microsoft certificates of authenticity in my hamster's cage....
• At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.