Kirk: One day your wife is making you your favorite meal, the next day
you're thawin'a hot dog in a gas station sink.
Homer: Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me.
A Milhouse Divided
you're thawin'a hot dog in a gas station sink.
Homer: Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me.
A Milhouse Divided
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Are you okay? I don't smell dinner. [he finds... - Kirk: What makes you guys so special?
Homer: Because Marge and I have one thing that can never be broken:
a strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine... - Kirk: That's Jerry. He's a major player down at the sewing store.
Homer: [mocking] Well, thanks for introducing me. ... - Krik: Oh, my demo tape!
Homer: [Homer examines the tape] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?"
[laughing] "Can I Borrow a Feeling?"
[continues laughing] That's your picture on the front.
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the next day fresh,
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la -- oops [drops a hot dog] Oh, no -- it is...
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