Aw, Dad, You've Done A Lot Of Great Things, But You're A Very Old Man, And Old People Are Useless.
Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and
old people are useless.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer the Vigilante
Barney: I'm with you, Homer! McAllister: I be with ya too, matey.
Skinner: I'm with you, Homer. Moe: You're the man, Homer....
Malloy: Homer, old chap, well done. If anyone was going to catch me, I'm glad it was you.
Homer: Actually, it wasn't me, it was my dad, Grampa....
Jimbo: You let me down, man. Now I don't believe in nothing no more.
I'm going to law school Homer: Noo! Lisa: Dad....
Homer: Dad, I have a problem. Abe: Why did you come to me?
I don't know nothin'. I used to get by on my looks....
Marge: Homie, maybe we should go inside. Homer: But, Marge, that little guy hasn't done anything yet.
Look at him. [the man in white suit stands still amidst the fight] He's going to do something and you know it's going to be good....
Homer answers the door] Man: [on pennyfarthing bicycle] So, er, you don't like the old-time bikes, huh?
[kicks Homer in the face, rides off] [doorbell rings agai...
Lisa: And now it's time for the Innocence Report with Homer Simpson.
[holds sign: "Innocence Report"] Homer: Hello....
Homer: Aw, Marge, kids, I miss my club. Marge: Oh, Homey.
You know, you are a member of a very exclusive club....
Homer: "Asleep at the switch"? I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!
Bart: I believe you, Dad. -- Your sympathy is touching, "Homer the Vigilante...