I can't believe I ate the whole thing.
-- Homer Simpson
The Front
-- Homer Simpson
The Front
Related:
- Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom.
Homer Simpson The... - I can't believe I wrote that whole
thing... - Doctor: Mr. Simpson, after talking to your wife, we believe you're no
threat to yourself or others.
Homer: That's the most flattering thing anyone has... - I just ate a whole package of Sweet Tarts and a can of Coke.
I think I saw God. -- B. Hathrume... - As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to
do with alcohol.
It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle... - Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you,
but let's get through this thing and then I can continue... - Homer's brain: This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the horrible
secret from your past.
Homer: Marge I ate those fancy soaps you bought for... - Bobby: First, the award for the alumnus who gaied the most weight.
Homer Simpson! Homer: Oh, my God! Bobby: How'd you... - What can I say? It hasn't been easy staying in my rut.
Homer accepts an award, "The...
From the same category:
- Kirk: What makes you guys so special?
Homer: Because Marge and I have one thing that can never be broken:
a strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine... - To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems!
Homer Simpson Homer vs. the Eighteenth... - The only danger is if they send us to that terrible Planet of the Apes
.
Wait a minute, Statue of Liberty -- that was our planet... - Stealing?! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that
guy who gives those sermons at church?
Captain What's-his-name? -- Homer Simpson Marge... - And, Lord, we're especially thankful for nuclear power,
the cleanest, safest energy source there is, except...
