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• Homer: You see, Marge? Do you see? Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
  Homer: Never, Marge! Never. I can't live the button-down life like you....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Lurleen: So what's your name, stranger? Homer: Homer J.
  Simpson. Lurleen: My name's Lurleen Lumpkin. Home...
• Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
  [Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall] Home...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: And now it's time for the Innocence Report with Homer Simpson.
  [holds sign: "Innocence Report"] Homer: Hello....
• Homer: Woo hoo! I'm so glad to have my mom back. I never realized how much I missed her!
  Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years....
• Homer: All done. Marge: You're not done. I want you to throw away these old calendars and TV Guides.
  Homer: Are you mad, woman? You never know when an old calendar might come in handy....
• Letterman: And the number one reference that I am running into the ground is.
  .."Homer Simpson"! [music starts, audience laughs] [changes channel to Chespirito who gets his butt pinched] Chespirito...