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• Marge: Mmmm. You don't have to start drinking right away.
  I waas thinking we could go for a bike ride....
• Homer: [snores] Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
  Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson....
• Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
  Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank you, dear....
• Marge: Homey, you've got to stop looking for the quick fix.
  If you keep spending time with Lisa, she'll forgive you....
• Bart: What are you going to do, Otto? Otto: Oh, don't worry.
  There's plenty of money out there for a guy who knows how to fake his own death....
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Smithers: You have any collateral? Burns: Oh, Smithers, let's not be so cold.
  His spirit is my collateral. -- Approving Homer's loan to pay for "Lisa's Pony...
• Homer: And you didn't think I'd make any money. I found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus.
  Marge: While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work....
• Marge: Homer, how long do you plan to do this? Home
  I don't know. How long do horses live? Marge: Thirty years. Homer: D'oh! -- "Lisa's Pony...