- Monica: Rachel you have to read this book. It's called "Be Your Own
It's about how women need to become more empowered....
- Phoebe: Ok, Ben, this is the part where Ernie buries Bert in the sand and
can't find him.
Now, I've looked ahead on the tape and he does find him
- Chandler: You're just, you're just clearly not familiar with our young
See, when we say dad, we mean buddy. We mean pal.
- Monica: Oh, why does this bother me so much? I mean I don't wanna be one
of those people who tells their boyfriend they wanna spend 24 hours a day
Monica: It's just that he...
- Phoebe: Hey is this true, that you write a lot of your own lines?
Joey: Uh, well, kinda yeah. Like, remember last week when Alex was in the
- Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the
six of you?
Phoebe: Wow, it's like a dirty math problem....
- Chandeler: All right, let's get some perspective here, ok?
they happen for a reason.
- Monica: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.
Monica: We were shopping, and we had lunch....
- Rachel: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger?
Oh, alright, that's it, now I have to go see him.
- Erica: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
Joey: Uhh, cause, uhh, I'm a neurosurgeon and that was clearly a case of, uh,
uh, foodal chokage....