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Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
Rachel: Uh-huh! Ross: And he's, he's a total stranger?...
Chandler enters hungover and groaning ] Monica: How ya feelin'?
Chandler: Well, my apartment isn't there anymore, because I drank it....
Some knocking is heard from the ceiling] Ross: Ah, somebody's at the door on the ceiling.
Rachel: Noo, that's our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor....
Ross: I'm hurt! I'm actually hurt, that you would think that I would send you any of those things out of any thing other than love.
Hurt! Hurt! Rachel: All right Ross!! I get it!! Ross: I mean my Go...
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you.
And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive,and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy fo...
Margha: (coming over) The game is over, we eat now?
Chandler: No-no-no-no, the game's not over, we're just switching teams....
Luisa: Oookay. Are you aware that possession of an illegal exotic [Ross' Monkey, Marcel] is, uh, punishable by up to two years in prison and confiscation of the animal?
Phoebe: Oh my God. You'd pu...
Ross: Alright, I want my monkey. Luisa [from Animal Control]
No! Rachel: Oh, c'mon, Luisa! Luisa: Sorry, prom queen....
Phoebe: Hi. All: Hey. Joey: [to Phoebe] Look at you.
Since when do you roller blade? Phoebe: Oh! Since tomorrow....
Joey: Hey, Rach, how you doing with The Shining? Rachel
Oh, Danny just went into room 217. Joey: Oooh, the next part's the best, when that dead lady in the bathtub....
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