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• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• Rachel: No no no, wait, I wanna see what happens [in the show].
  Joey: Uh, I get Leslie out of the coma and then we make out....
• Joey: Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK.
  I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor....
• Joey: It was amazing! And not just for her... uh-uh.
  For me, too. It's like, all of a sudden, I'm blind....
• Chandler: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
  Joey: Karen. Chandler: Yeah, Karen. I'm thinking about having an affair with her....
• ROSS: See what? I don't know what she [=Rachel] sees in.
  .. innn that goober. And it takes him, what? Like.....
• Chandler: You're just, you're just clearly not familiar with our young persons vernacular.
  See, when we say dad, we mean buddy. We mean pal. Richard...
• Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
  Rachel: Uh-huh! Ross: And he's, he's a total stranger?...
• Monica: Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all big-brothery and judgmental.
  Ross: Oh, I promise, what. Monica: It's Richard Burke....